How many of you still remember the “Great Scrotum Debate” of 2007 that took place after The Higher Power of Lucky won the Newbery Award? I thought about it yesterday as I was compiling a list of links for Banned Books Week 2009. I thought I’d post a revised version of Book Talk 2007: A Poem, which I wrote when there was a lot of discussion going on in the kidlitosphere about Susan Patron’s book and about the censorship/banning of children’s books. BTW, I’ve left off the final couplet that was included in the original poem: Who’s got a solution antidotal/For the current row o’er something scrotal?.
Here’s my contribution to Poetry Friday—a poem for Banned Books Week (September 26-October 3, 2009).
by Elaine Magliaro
Dressed in uniforms of blue,
The word police arrived at two.
With laser eyes, they scanned our pages
And locked our naughty words in cages.
Then up we cried: “You’ve taken text!
Will you remove our pictures next?”
“Your pictures?” one policeman said.
“We only take the stuff that’s read.
Your naughty words must be excised.
Let all your authors be advised
To watch their words when they compose
Their poetry…and all their prose.”
Warning given…the men in blue
Then turned to leave. They bid adieu.
We books now left with words deleted
Feel somehow, sadly, incompleted.
Now…don’t go and read any banned books!
At Blue Rose Girls I have a poem by Elaine Equi entitled Ciao Bella Chocolate Sorbet.
At Political Verses, I have Dirty Dancing with the Stars: A Poem about Tom DeLay.
Susan Taylor Brown is doing the Poetry Friday Roundup this week.
LOL! Enjoyed this so much, Elaine! :D
Thanks, Jama. Glad the poem gave you a laugh!
I'm glad we all grew up a little between Scrotumgate and Patron's sequel to A Higher Power of Lucky!
Edited to add: ...maybe I don't mean "we all," maybe I really mean THEY.
I think I grew up before everyone! I'm getting THAT old.
This is fabulous, Elaine! Love it.
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