I do try to remain apolitical on Wild Rose Reader--but I have had it with the Republican nominee for president. So, I wrote a little verse about him. I hope he doesn't sue me!
TRUMP: A Verse about the Worst EVER Presidential Nominee
With
roadkill for hair and a pumpkin-colored face,
Could
Donald Trump WIN the Presidential
race?
He’s
braggart, a blowhard, a rich old buffoon
Who
lives a sheltered life in his Trump Tower cocoon.
He’s a
bigot…a racist…a misogynist—
And let’s
also add “big fat liar” to the list!
Does a
grabber…a groper…a tongue-down-the-throater
Really appeal
to the American voter?
**********
Tricia
has the Poetry Friday Roundup at The Miss Rumphius Effect.
I want to laugh out loud with your Trump verse! Good for you in capturing the feeling of many. Are you interested in creating a digital inspiration (image poem) for my Autumnventure Gallery? Please refer to http://beyondliteracylink.blogspot.com/2016/10/invitation-to-autumnventure-gallery.html. I would love to have your voice showcased.
ReplyDeleteYes, it had to be said. Thanks for the laugh today, Elaine!
ReplyDeleteFunny...and horrifying that someone like this has come all the way to becoming the nominee of a major political party. Ugh!
ReplyDeleteI think humor is the best way to survive this election season--your buffoon in his cocoon made me laugh. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteShudder...as a Canadian I have been watching to US elections with increased horror....a good reminder to try and find the humour in an overwhelming situation!
ReplyDeleteOMG, that's awesome! Love the pumpkin, too.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite couplet:
ReplyDelete"Does a grabber…a groper…a tongue-down-the-throater
Really appeal to the American voter?"
Hoping the answer is no!
Hee-hee! You nailed him on all of HIS issues. If only it weren't all true. Thanks for the laugh. =)
ReplyDeleteBrava, Elaine! You've captured him well!
ReplyDeleteExcellent, Elaine! Couldn't agree more.
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